Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention please:
Seeing as how it is more than two weeks since our return to the lovely Minneapolis/St. Paul area, (with a temperature a balmy 39 degrees, local time being 10:01), and I have not yet posted photographs of our endeavor to the capital of our nation, I just wanted to inform you not to let your hopes down. I have gotten a lovely new mac, and have not yet transfered my pictures from the old PC onto this new magical machine. Now if you look at nine o'clock, you can see all of my previously uploaded photographs, poetry, and other artistic masterpieces. At approximately ten o'clock, you will see your username. Click on that, and upload all of your own special work, and maybe someday it will make history. Now, we are in a bit of a busy street- erm... internet- here, so if you can exit the bus- ...I mean, eh, nevermind- as quickly as you can, that would be great.
And sometimes, to this day, you can smell the scent of pickles in the air.