[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

[x] You have your own room.

[x] You own a cell phone.

[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.

[x] Your parents are still married.

[x] You have more than 2 best friends.

[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard

T 0 T A L: 5


[x] You dress how you want to.

[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.

[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room.

[ ] You have never been beaten up.

[x] You never cry more than twice a month.

[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.

[x] Your room is big enough for you.

[x] People don't use you for something you have.

[x] You have been to a concert.

T 0 T A L: 8


[x] You have over 50 friends on myspace. (Don't have a myspace, but I do on Facebook).

[x] Your parents let you have a myspace. (I'm sure they would, but I don't have one. I has a facebook).

[x] You get allowance.

[ ] You collect something normal.

[x] You look forward to going to school.

[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.

[ ] You play a sport.

[x] You do something after school.

T 0 T A L: 5


[ ] You own a car.

[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.

[ ] You are happy with your appearance.

[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.

[x] You have never got a failing grade in your life.

[x] You have friends.

T 0 T A L: 3


[x] You know what is going on in the world.

[x] You care about so many people.

[x] You are happy with your life.

[x] You know more than one language.

[x] You own a pet.

[x] You know the words to 5 songs

[x] You don't have any enemies

[x] You are a generally nice person.

T O T A L: 8

TOTAL: 21
29 x 3 = 87. Im 87% happy!

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is ?% Happy”

YayI So I have 4000 pageviews (actually 4015, but you know) thanks to you all! Thank you so much and you're all awesome and have amazing art.

It's my birthday!
16... didn't do much. Went out for dinner.
But now I can legally get my license!
And buy dry ice!
(guess which I'm more excited for).
I also have the right to make my own doctor appointments, move out (with parental consent) and work a 40 hr week.
Woot.

Well, summer is over tomorrow. High school will be interesting. We'll see what happens. The summer was good; busy, with Texas, Vermont, Speech camp, and Menogyn, but it was pretty epic.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention please:
Seeing as how it is more than two weeks since our return to the lovely Minneapolis/St. Paul area, (with a temperature a balmy 39 degrees, local time being 10:01), and I have not yet posted photographs of our endeavor to the capital of our nation, I just wanted to inform you not to let your hopes down. I have gotten a lovely new mac, and have not yet transfered my pictures from the old PC onto this new magical machine. Now if you look at nine o'clock, you can see all of my previously uploaded photographs, poetry, and other artistic masterpieces. At approximately ten o'clock, you will see your username. Click on that, and upload all of your own special work, and maybe someday it will make history. Now, we are in a bit of a busy street- erm... internet- here, so if you can exit the bus- ...I mean, eh, nevermind- as quickly as you can, that would be great.
And sometimes, to this day, you can smell the scent of pickles in the air.